Habyarlsas Largkamfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident owl.

Habyarlsas Largkamfeb created a top quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Habyarlsas Largkamfeb, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Habyarlsas Largkamfeb, she will be very sad.

Habyarlsas Largkamfeb's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Habyarlsas Largkamfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Habyarlsas Largkamfeb.

3. Run away if nine tortoises approach from the east.

4. Do not take Habyarlsas Largkamfeb's name in vain.

5. Never look in ponds.