Didpasnan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, staggering otter.

Didpasnan created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didpasnan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Didpasnan, she will strike you with lightening.

Didpasnan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Didpasnan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Didpasnan on top of all buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always obey Didpasnan's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. You must never eat turnips.