Bighinbet is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-knowing fly.

Bighinbet created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bighinbet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bighinbet, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bighinbet's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bighinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Do not take Bighinbet's name in vain.

3. Bighinbet loves frogs, so they must be respected.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.