Bonkpinfud is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, astonishing mole.

Bonkpinfud created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkpinfud, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonkpinfud, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bonkpinfud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Bonkpinfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick pigs.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonkpinfud.

5. Never think about planets.