Miffunfun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud fairy.

Miffunfun created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miffunfun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Miffunfun, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Miffunfun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Miffunfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Miffunfun's priests.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Miffunfun.