Narlcitjin Bossjantan is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, flying
fairy.
Narlcitjin Bossjantan created silver three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Narlcitjin Bossjantan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Narlcitjin Bossjantan, she will remove you from existence.
Narlcitjin Bossjantan's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.
Narlcitjin Bossjantan's Holy Commandments1. You must pray to Narlcitjin Bossjantan seven times a day.
2. Shrews are not to be trusted.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Narlcitjin Bossjantan on top of all buildings.
5. Never think about gravity.