Zimvabdin is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful yak.

Zimvabdin created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimvabdin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zimvabdin, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zimvabdin's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Zimvabdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Zimvabdin on top of all buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Hide from black doves for they are unholy.