Larnkinbut is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying skunk.

Larnkinbut created the planet Venus four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnkinbut, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larnkinbut, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Larnkinbut's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Larnkinbut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always help ducks.

3. Never mention dogs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Larnkinbut loves doves, so they must be respected.