Gomboglib is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust wolf.

Gomboglib created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomboglib, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gomboglib, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gomboglib's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Gomboglib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Gomboglib loves eagles, so they must be honoured.