Fagxemdanyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful
eagle.
Fagxemdanyarl created an atom five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fagxemdanyarl, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Fagxemdanyarl, it will not invite you to parties.
Fagxemdanyarl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.
Fagxemdanyarl's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry sheep.
2. Never wear violet shorts.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
5. Never play with disobedient children.