Fagxemdanyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful eagle.

Fagxemdanyarl created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagxemdanyarl, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagxemdanyarl, it will not invite you to parties.

Fagxemdanyarl's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fagxemdanyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never wear violet shorts.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never play with disobedient children.