Mutdogceb is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, weak lion.

Mutdogceb created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutdogceb, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mutdogceb, he will turn you into a worm.

Mutdogceb's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mutdogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair magenta.

2. Do not sit in public.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Mutdogceb loves tapirs, so they must be respected.