Dogstigdangun is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-knowing centipede.

Dogstigdangun created the world eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dogstigdangun, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dogstigdangun, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dogstigdangun's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Dogstigdangun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Put Dogstigdangun first in all things.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Retreat if nine rats approach from the east.
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