Gessgongon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able wren.

Gessgongon created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gessgongon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gessgongon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gessgongon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gessgongon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never eat corn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not wear red clothing.

5. Always help sick snails.