Gessgongon is a god.
It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able
wren.
Gessgongon created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gessgongon, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Gessgongon, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Gessgongon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.
Gessgongon's Holy Commandments1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.
2. Never eat corn.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Do not wear red clothing.
5. Always help sick snails.