Mabnulsit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, sage aardvark.

Mabnulsit created a strange quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Mabnulsit, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Mabnulsit, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mabnulsit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Mabnulsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never eat bark.