Fumlunhom is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient swallow.

Fumlunhom created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumlunhom, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fumlunhom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fumlunhom's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fumlunhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about mice.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Never sit near ants.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.