Gumlikhak is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, narcissistic
hydra.
Gumlikhak created carbon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gumlikhak, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Gumlikhak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Gumlikhak's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Gumlikhak's Holy Commandments1. You must never eat peanuts.
2. Always wear black.
3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
4. Retreat if three ants approach from the west.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.