Ragcandidhivhammiggofmip is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, confident
cat.
Ragcandidhivhammiggofmip created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragcandidhivhammiggofmip, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Ragcandidhivhammiggofmip, it will not care.
Ragcandidhivhammiggofmip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Ragcandidhivhammiggofmip's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
2. Do not wear fawn clothing.
3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.
4. Always help cats in need.
5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.