Sadfottar Botfliggab is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, dishonest squirrel.

Sadfottar Botfliggab created a down quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Sadfottar Botfliggab, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sadfottar Botfliggab, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sadfottar Botfliggab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sadfottar Botfliggab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never jump in holy places.