Yammigstip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty fairy.

Yammigstip created Asia four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yammigstip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yammigstip, she will try to impress you with trees.

Yammigstip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yammigstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from turquoise great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.