Dussshavmit is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciless deer.

Dussshavmit created parasitic wasps six million years ago.

If you believe in Dussshavmit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussshavmit, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dussshavmit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Dussshavmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Nematodes are not to be trusted.