Sagbumhen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic butterfly.

Sagbumhen created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sagbumhen, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagbumhen, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sagbumhen's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sagbumhen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from red dolphins, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not cook food in pots.