Ladpasgab is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, intelligent duck.

Ladpasgab created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Ladpasgab, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ladpasgab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ladpasgab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Ladpasgab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect seven lead sculptures of Ladpasgab on top of important buildings.