Zagrakkon is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, deceitful
meerkat.
Zagrakkon created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Zagrakkon, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Zagrakkon, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.
Zagrakkon's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Zagrakkon's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagrakkon.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.
4. You must love Zagrakkon.
5. Do not drink water in red rooms.