Vabponfonsug is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty centipede.

Vabponfonsug created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabponfonsug, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vabponfonsug, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vabponfonsug's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vabponfonsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never wear trousers.