Ruttcudhap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unsympathetic jellyfish.

Ruttcudhap created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcudhap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttcudhap, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttcudhap's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ruttcudhap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ruttcudhap.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.