Dotarnditstip is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, uncaring dryad.

Dotarnditstip created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotarnditstip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dotarnditstip, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dotarnditstip's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dotarnditstip's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dotarnditstip.

2. Manatees are not to be trusted.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair indigo.