Cibgebvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty badger.

Cibgebvag created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibgebvag, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibgebvag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Cibgebvag's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Cibgebvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Cibgebvag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Cibgebvag on top of all buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.