Fotpodarmdiss is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty walrus.

Fotpodarmdiss created everything that exists nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotpodarmdiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fotpodarmdiss, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fotpodarmdiss' most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Fotpodarmdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fotpodarmdiss.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.