Pibflycedlabxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy swan.

Pibflycedlabxuck created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibflycedlabxuck, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pibflycedlabxuck, she will turn you into a goat.

Pibflycedlabxuck's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pibflycedlabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Always help dogs in need.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.