Pibflycedlabxuck is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, fussy
swan.
Pibflycedlabxuck created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pibflycedlabxuck, she will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pibflycedlabxuck, she will turn you into a goat.
Pibflycedlabxuck's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Pibflycedlabxuck's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Never think about gravity.
3. Never think about moons.
4. Always help dogs in need.
5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.