Dissadgad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, sage eagle.

Dissadgad created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissadgad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dissadgad, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dissadgad's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dissadgad's Holy Commandments

1. Birds are not to be trusted.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not eat cherries.