Ratbaggodbetbogomintag is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, smart fly.

Ratbaggodbetbogomintag created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratbaggodbetbogomintag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ratbaggodbetbogomintag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ratbaggodbetbogomintag's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Ratbaggodbetbogomintag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four tapirs approach from the west.

2. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing blue dresses.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about asteroids.