Jigbopmum is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, proud bear.

Jigbopmum created the planet Mars five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigbopmum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Jigbopmum, she will turn you into a sheep.

Jigbopmum's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Jigbopmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Do not take Jigbopmum's name in vain.

3. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.