Taldossstragtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, thoughtless centipede.

Taldossstragtetti created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Taldossstragtetti, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Taldossstragtetti, he will turn you into a slug.

Taldossstragtetti's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Taldossstragtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Hide from fawn rats for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.