Larpdanlit Lun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless gnu.

Larpdanlit Lun created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdanlit Lun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larpdanlit Lun, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Larpdanlit Lun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Larpdanlit Lun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three snakes approach from the south.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not kill cats.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always pray immersed in water.