Flyhimomin is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witty badger.

Flyhimomin created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Flyhimomin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flyhimomin, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Flyhimomin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flyhimomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flyhimomin's priests.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.