Wabbesthim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, generous fairy.

Wabbesthim created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbesthim, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wabbesthim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Wabbesthim's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wabbesthim's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wabbesthim.

2. Do not take Wabbesthim's name in vain.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Wabbesthim on top of all buildings.

5. Run away from cyan ducks, for they are unholy.