Fabnurltarkan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental dragon.

Fabnurltarkan created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabnurltarkan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fabnurltarkan, she will turn you into a rock.

Fabnurltarkan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fabnurltarkan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never sing in holy places.