Legsandgepranhogflab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak walrus.

Legsandgepranhogflab created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legsandgepranhogflab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Legsandgepranhogflab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Legsandgepranhogflab's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Legsandgepranhogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt turtles.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Legsandgepranhogflab.

4. Always wear green.

5. Never play with disobedient children.