Megbogril is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unjust sheep.

Megbogril created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megbogril, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Megbogril, she will try to impress you with trees.

Megbogril's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Megbogril's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Megbogril.

2. Hide from magenta otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never skip in the presence of voles.

5. Never talk about monkeys.