Vidbadgam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless tortoise.

Vidbadgam created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbadgam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vidbadgam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Vidbadgam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Vidbadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Vidbadgam must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not take Vidbadgam's name in vain.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Worship no other gods but Vidbadgam.