Talgidlak is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, irritating beaver.

Talgidlak created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Talgidlak, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Talgidlak, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Talgidlak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Talgidlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of capybaras.

2. Frogs are not to be trusted.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured shrews.