Gidmadquag is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving warg.

Gidmadquag created the Milkyway nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gidmadquag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gidmadquag, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gidmadquag's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Gidmadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.