Bothatgid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, ruthless dragon.

Bothatgid created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bothatgid, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bothatgid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bothatgid's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bothatgid's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bothatgid on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat strawberries.

5. Never think about gravity.