Nuryoghin Kik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, benevolent narwhal.

Nuryoghin Kik created the Sunflower Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuryoghin Kik, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nuryoghin Kik, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nuryoghin Kik's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nuryoghin Kik's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Erect six iron sculptures of Nuryoghin Kik on top of important buildings.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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