Ligbopraw is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable cow.

Ligbopraw created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbopraw, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ligbopraw, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ligbopraw's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ligbopraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ligbopraw's name in vain.

2. Never hurt moths.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not speak about peas.