Sangumhap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet troll.

Sangumhap created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sangumhap, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sangumhap, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Sangumhap's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Sangumhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dolphins.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not make images of living things.