Midquafsak is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ruthless narwhal.

Midquafsak created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Midquafsak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midquafsak, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Midquafsak's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Midquafsak's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Run away if five gulls approach from the north.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never paint your hands blue.