Wabbomjam is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident parrot.

Wabbomjam created silver three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbomjam, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wabbomjam, it will have a low opinion of you.

Wabbomjam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wabbomjam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from brown otters for they are unholy.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into pink rooms.