Vadpasdob is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, almighty mink.

Vadpasdob created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadpasdob, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vadpasdob, he will think nothing of it.

Vadpasdob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Vadpasdob's Holy Commandments

1. Vadpasdob loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Vadpasdob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.