Ditnellgon Habdudrig Cad is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate dragon.

Ditnellgon Habdudrig Cad created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Ditnellgon Habdudrig Cad, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ditnellgon Habdudrig Cad, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Ditnellgon Habdudrig Cad's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ditnellgon Habdudrig Cad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Do not covet oxen.